Sausage Dog Christmas Crackers Ready made or DIY Kit – Dachshund Design, Personalised, Fun & Eco‑Friendly

For Sausage Dog lovers and Dachshund devotees everywhere, these Christmas crackers are available as ready made crackers, or as Christmas cracker kit. They are a joyful celebration of the long‑bodied legends we all adore. Inspired by our very own Dotty Poo — who may only be half a sausage but fully identifies as one — these beautifully designed and printed crackers bring charm, humour and a whole lot of dog‑loving energy to your festive table.

Dotty Poo is thrilled with her new‑found fame, and she’s convinced these crackers are the greatest thing since sliced sausages.

Each kit includes everything you need to make your own personalised crackers at home. You can even customise the wording to make them extra special — perfect for Christmas Day, winter weddings, dog‑themed parties or gift wraps for fellow Dachshund‑obsessed friends.

What’s included

Printed sausage dog cracker boards — featuring our very own Dotty Poo’s iconic long‑dog silhouette.

Cracker snaps — for that essential festive bang.

Metallic hats — because even sausage dogs love a party hat.

Terrible Christmas jokes — the worse, the better.

Printed wrap — personalised with the words of your choice, and displaying perfect Christmas Sausage dogs. 

Ribbons — double satin in Black or Burgundy to tie your crackers beautifully.

Chocolate coins — included with the READY MADE crackers (not the KITS), a sweet little treat inside your cracker.

Minimum order: 6 crackers Maximum order: as many as your sausage‑loving heart desires

Dimensions

When made: approx. 32cm x 5cm x 5cm

PARTS : Cracker boards, snaps, hats, jokes, printed wrap, ribbons and chocolate coins

CHOCOLATE COIN INGREDIENTS :

May contain traces of cereals containing gluten > 20pmm and nuts.

Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Whey Powder (Milk), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Flavouring.

Milk Chocolate Contains Cocoa Solids 28% Minimum, Milk Solids 16% Minimum.